so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.
we all masturbate in the same language
and what language is this?
that was deep
so were my fingers last night
i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead.
omg i’m in the same photo as tom hiddleston
ugh, my hair looks terrible
can we do it again i blinked
Omg. Can someone just share a huge plate of mac and cheese with me and we can get fat together